Hard Times (aka Holy Water) (2011)
Stealing $63 million of Viagra, How Hard Can It Get?
Holy Water
93 min
John Lynch, Linda Hamilton, Tommy Tiny Lister
Tom Reeve
Duncan Napier-Bell, Frank Konigsberg, Nick Napier-Bell, Romain Schroeder
A remote Irish village holds no future, no career opportunities and very few eligible women for four young bachelors, so when Sean (Cian Barry) decides to leave, the pressure is on. The solution - to hijack a truck load of Viagra that travels past their village each day and sell it in Amsterdam. Since erectile dysfunction pills are legal they wouldn't be considered drug dealers...right? But what they thought would be worth a few thousand dollars turns out to be worth millions! And instead of the heist barely causing a stir, Pfizer calls in the special operations security team led by Cory (Linda Hamilton) and Six Pac (Tommy "Tiny" Lister). Our heroes, Gaffer (John Lynch), Podwger (Cornelius Clarke), Donal (Lochlann O'Mearain) and Sean are forced to improvise and hide the viagra down the Holy Well and )as these things sometimes happen)...it all seeps out into the town's water supply, and everyone falls victim to its side effects!...more
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